Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Hey Bartender!

There is a half-full case of Heineken on the island in my kitchen left over from Sunday. Last night went something like this:

Molly: I want that.
Me: No, honey, that's drinks for grown-ups.
Molly: I want to be a grown-up.
Me: Grown-ups go potty in the toilet.
Molly: Oh. I don't want to be a grown-up.
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Ian: I go potty in the toilet. Can I have a beer?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

So much for a teaching moment, huh?!?

Cecile Smutty Hussy said...

Oh Patti... That is priceless!!!
Oh Molly!!
LOL!!!
Teaching moment.. or headthunk moment! LOL!!
Hope you have a great day!

Hannah said...

HEY - I go potty in the toilet. Unless I drink a 6-er ... then maybe not so much.