I'm Gonna Be Rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were watching Deadliest Catch tonight, and I came up with a brilliant idea! It can't fail:

A reality show...not sure of all the specifics yet.....involving a john (or more) and a couple of hard-core hookers. Maybe some challenges about passing a VD test, knowledge of prophylactics, a "talent" competition (not THAT talent, I meant along the lines of bendability or proficiency with fruits!), perhaps assembling an outfit or trying to fit in at a debutante ball? Maybe street hookers vs. high-priced call girls?

Anyhoo...the title of this show? "Deadliest Snatch" Get it? eh? eh? .....*crickets*...oh, come on - you know it's funny.......