Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The One In Which Our Heroine Falls Into A Book.

Greetings and Salutations! As you might have noticed, I made a few changes to my layout. I've added a list of Fictional Boyfriends (none of whom can compare to J, of course - *rawr*!) and my girlfriend directed me to a cool new feature - a bookshelf! The ones on my shelf are ones I read recently and liked enough to buy. For the most part they are Book 1 of their series. I may switch things up a bit and put in books I'd like to read, or maybe books I've read but didn't like enough to buy, but for now I'll try it like this. Before you ask "Where's Edward Cullen on your boyfriend list?" I'll tell you this - although he's, like, 70-something, he's sorta 17 as well, and that just seemed creepy and illegal to list him as my fictional boyfriend, so he didn't make the cut.

I'd also like to mention a few goings-on from this weekend: We were at dinner with Mom and Dad, and Molly has this giant fake lipstick that she's been carrying around. Someone mentioned it was big enough for Angelina Jolie's lips, which led to the creepy octomom, which led to John and Kate plus 8. For the record, I don't watch the show, but can't miss all the magazines screaming "divorce, cheating, bitchiness!". Well, Ian says, "She's had 8 kids, I can't imagine her goods are looking so good anymore." At which point we all spit out our drinks and laughed. Ah, family dinners...good times.

10 comments:

pops said...

Hahaha. Good times, for sure!! Thanks for a great time.

w/v: noled (nō 'lěd). 1. coffee with the caffeine removed. (see decaf) 2. slang. "There is no one in front of me."

Stalker v1.5 said...

Haha, Ian has always been hilarious! Love the bookshelf and the list but you can relax, Chris Hansen is not going to come after you because of Edward lust. Promise. <3

Mandi said...

I thought your fictional boyfriends were new.

Ok first of all - Holla on the JM boyfriend!!! Most people don't like him because he was a humping rabbit in Lover Avenged or they can't get over puny pre-transition JM. Hello - he is hawt!!! He is my fav of my fictional boyfriends:)

We have so many of the same! I totally forgot to put Eric from Sookie on mine! Curran, Barrons, Adam and Bones...sigh.

Kind of sad I get this excited over fictional men, huh ;)

Patti said...

Mandi- I loved JM in LA - I totally get where his head was. I pulled Curran from your list - I hadn't read the series until this weekend and now can't wait for book 4!!!

Mandi said...

Aren't the Magic books great? I can't wait to see what she does with Curran and Kate.

She has the prologue on her blog - it tells what happens at the "naked dinner"

Patti said...

It's out on her site? Yay!!! I keep going back and re-reading the parts with Curran and Kate and bitching that the next book is too far away!

Thinking I'm going to read Skin Trade next...

Major Dad said...

OH MY GAWD!! All this bantering is making me want to go to the "eye doctor" on Friday with H2 to discover my own "fictional" girlfriend!!!

Hey stalk. Wanna go?

Patti said...

Hey Stalk, you know he's talking about the titty bar, right? Tell him you want to go and then kick her "fictional" ass for me!!!

Major Dad said...

Not our Stalk! I may have to kick her ass just to get her out of there!!!

Stalker v1.5 said...

I believe Major has kicked my ass outta of a kitty bar before for, ut-um, making myself at home! Haha!

I'll bring a saucer of milk!