Thursday, March 26, 2009

You wish you were as lucky as I am

You know I have bathroom issues - one of which is I won't poo in a public restroom unless it's a dire emergency, including my office.

But, you probably don't know...it's because I have my own cheering squad at home. I cannot go to the bathroom without Molly finding me - even when I try to sneak off alone, she finds me. Then, she cheers me on "Poo Poo!!! Poo Poo!!! Mommy Poo Poo!!!" until I'm done. Then, to make me feel even more special - she has to flush for me. Yeah,that's right - I am so special I don't have to flush the toilet.

Get in line, haters.

2 comments:

Louisiana Rose said...

Absolutely right--you're SPECIAL!!

Stalker v1.5 said...

I would never be able to poop again.