Did you know that if you feed a 1-year-old a lemon-poppyseed scone that the poppyseeds don't digest? If so, did you also know that using a baby wipe to clean her only pushes the seeds around? So basically you end up with a poop-free diaper area covered in poppyseeds that you then have to pick off by hand! Ugh.
Although....I have heard of that expensive coffee that involves cat poop, so maybe I could "harvest" the poppyseeds and turn them into some kind of designer opium? Puts a whole new meaning to "That's some good shit, man", doesn't it?
Nobody is coming to save THEM.
13 hours ago
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a goopy goober
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