Thursday, September 17, 2009

Whippersnapper


Alright Ian, I'm throwing down the gauntlet:

1 haiku (5-7-5 format, any subject) due on your blog by Friday midnight.

Consider your cheek slapped by my glove.

UPDATE:
Here's mine (and a bonus!):

Toilet paper sits
Waiting for the next user
The roll hangs over




or, if you prefer:

Looking at the cars
Wishing I could fly over
Let me merge asshat

9 comments:

Louisiana Rose said...

Yea!

Hannah said...

Oooo, can't wait!

Anonymous said...

You could at least have,
given the circumstances,
haiku'd the challenge.

H1 said...

Those are 2 of the best Haiku's I've ever read!

H1 said...

Come on now Ian.
Your mother is still waiting.
Bust up the Haiku.

Patti (@TheLoveJunkee) said...

You guys are awesome!!!

To defend my son,
He is still in school right now.
After that, watch out!

Anonymous said...

The meaning of life
Viewed from the porcelain throne,
Over, not under.

mr sparkles said...

I MUST SPEAK MY MIND
have nothing better to do?
visit the bedroom

Sleepy17 said...

Haiku's are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator