Me: The creepy kid in this book I'm reading is named Bridget.
J: The creepy kid in our house is named Bridget.
Ian: I think my leg is God punishing me for being bad.
Me: Nah, that was the Old Testament God.
Ian: Yeah, He was a smiter of smitees.
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