Monday, March 2, 2009

Rich with Laughter

Okay, I know I've been gone awhile...don't lie, you know you missed me!! Mardi Gras was good. I couldn't seem to get into it this year, but I'm usually so deep into it that I'm entitled to an off year. We only went out twice, caught 7 parades - pfft! That's nothing usually! But next year we'll be out of diapers (hopefully) and back in the game!!

H1 and SIL came for Mardi Gras - had a great time. H1 might beg to differ, as Molly cold-cocked him - yeah- there. She was throwing leaves at him and her little fist is just the right height. Sorry, bro. WTF? Ian bites him, Molly punches him - I guess BB is his favorite now! haha!

The other night, we were sitting around the house, and I commented on the smell of fire outside. Someone must be using their fireplace, right? Uh, no - J looks outside our window and sees our plants are on fire - his cigarette caught dry pinestraw. And what does he do - get the hose? No, he runs to the refrigerator and grabs a bottle of water to put it out. We're so rich, we use bottled water to put out our fires! J - you're awesome - that's why I love you!!!

Overheard recently:

J - OMG BB! Did you fart?
BB - Excuse me a minute, I've got to go check my underwear.

At McDonalds by the girl behind the counter: "I've only got one good baby-daddy, the rest aren't worth a shit." Honestly, you can't make this stuff up.


Stalker v1.5 said...

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no bottled water, let the ....

pops said...

That is TOO funny!