Friday, February 20, 2009

Trash Talk


Here’s a subject you may notice I feel kind of strongly about…littering. It really pisses me off to see someone throw trash. I think it goes back to that “I’m special/My needs are more important than yours” mentality. It’s low-class. I really think a trashy area paves the way for other stuff like hopelessness, lack of civility, and crime.

I noticed a guy throwing trash out of his car this morning. Except for the fact that he looked like he’d pull a gun on me, I wanted to pull up and yell at him. Then I thought to myself “yeah, self, rolling down the window and calling him a litterbug is really gonna insult him.” So then I started thinking, we need something stronger than “litterbug”. My first thought was “litterf*ck” but I don’t really think that gets the point across. How about “Mother f*cking, trash throwing, son of a b*tch” That might do it. (Although, all that cursing might be construed as low-class and a lack of civility, but would this be an instance of fighting fire with fire? Or “speaking in a language they understand”?)

All I’m sayin’ is, I hate litterbugs and think there should be some karmic equivalent of shoving whatever they litter right back up their a$$es.

7 comments:

pops said...

You're absolutely right! It really pisses me off, too!!

pops said...

Or, how about, "HEY!! You dastardly and despicable deliverer of undesirable debris. May this detestable debris be divinely delivered UP YOUR A**!!" Is that more civil?

Patti said...

or "delivered up your derriere?" That's pretty good!!!

Major Dad said...

Thats Okay. Let me let you in on a little secret. All that trash that my Inmates have to clean up during Mardi Gras. We rake it on the people that put it there. It gives us a small bit of satisfaction and if they get stupid about it, we arrest them. Take that litterf*ck!!!!

Major Dad said...

Thats Okay. Let me let you in on a little secret. All that trash that my Inmates have to clean up during Mardi Gras. We rake it on the people that put it there. It gives us a small bit of satisfaction and if they get stupid about it, we arrest them. Take that litterf*ck!!!!

Louisiana Rose said...

So, tell me how you REALLY feel about littering....

H1 said...

I think it's a crock of bovine feces!