Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Internet is a wonderful tool for gaining Important Knowledge*

*AKA "See how hard I work all day"

Here's a snippet of an e-mail convo I had today with SIL(H):

SIL: Nice. Real effing nice ... maybe I'll go check out that e-mail of the Zsadist look-a-like... Naked with tats and 12-pack abs. That'll definitely make me feel better. HAHA!

Me: If you go looking at that your screen is gonna be all blurry from licking it!!!! Then you won't be able to do your work!!

SIL: I put it on my background at home last night but didn't mention it to H1. Later on he glanced over and was like "God Damn woman, where'd you get that?" and I was like "Patti" and he got this look on his face that said "sister + hot dudes = ewh, cut dat out". HAHA!!

Me: This is gonna sound weird but.....H1 showed me my first internet penis!

Yes, It's true. My brother showed me my first internet porn. I had heard that you could look at naked people on computers and I didn't believe it. I mean, yeah, chicks - whatev. Naked chicks are everywhere. But GUYS?!? I couldn't believe it. So I went to his house (remember the one near the ferry?) and asked him to show me a naked guy on his computer. And he did. What an awesome brother! Love you H1!


Stalker v1.5 said...

Anyone who says they don't like porn has never been introduced to google images. I'm just saying ...

Major Ass Kicker!!!! said...

uh...You better get your combat gear on after I get home from Mardi Gras, cuz I'm kicking everybodies ass that showed my wife internet porn!!!!

Stalker v1.5 said...

Heh, you said "gear".