WTH???

Just a few things floating around that I keep forgetting to post:



I tried to get myself kidnapped last week. The shuttle that takes me to the garage uses a white van during the day when it's slow. I was reading a book while waiting for the shuttle, and when it pulled up I grabbed the handle but it was locked. I tried again and looked up at the driver, who was waiving his hands in the universal "no" sign, and then realized that it was not the shuttle van but a random white van. Holy cow - I could have been on the back of a milk carton!


Also last week, the guy in the drive-thru window at McDonaldshad better eyeshadow than me. He was totally working the "smokey eye" look and I wanted to ask for lessons! He also had great jewelry - necklace, bracelets, and a cute funky belt. The only thing that ruined his look? His beard. Yes, beard.

Last night, J and I were laying in bed talking. I was cold (as usual) and he was warm (as usual) and when I put my hands on him he jumped. So I warmed my hands up a bit and put them on him again. "Is that better?" I asked...."Better than what? A corpse?" was his reply.

Then he said, "You're going to blog about this, aren't you?" Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not an ass. But you're my ass and I love you!!