Thursday, October 1, 2009

Please pass the soap.

On my morning drive today, someone did something in traffic that irritated me immensely (Really? Who'd have thought?). So I yelled "OOOHHH - YOU IGNORANT FUCKER!"

Then remembered the kids were still in the car with me.

Me (much more subdued): I mean, Ooohhh - you stupid idiot!

Bridget (age 8): It's okay Mom, just let it all out.


Cecile said...

NO she did not... ROFLMAO!!!!
Now that is a MasterCard commercial waiting to happen!!!!
Love it!
Hope that does not hinder your day!
And I hope you day got better!

Stalker v1.5 said...

That is the most awesome thing. Ever. EverEverEver!!

Leslie said...

LOL ~ I said something similar with my kids and my mom in the car.

Major Dad said...

And everybody out there in family land thought it was the heathen cop that taught the kids suck language!!!

Witchy Woman said...

Now that's a great way to start a Friday, thanks for the laugh Patti.
BTW, I had to post at your blog out of curiosity. Do you have any idea how many times I see that blue vamp egg in the cyberworld? (LOL) We always enter the same contests. Luckily I just get sarcastic when I drive, saying things like real good, couldn't have done it better myself.