Living in a Barbie World

Last night, Molly discovered that Barbies have boobies! The look on her face was priceless...total amazement and joy. Of course, she had to undress all her sister's barbies and show me they had boobies. My brother and his fiance came over and she had to show them the boobies. She even pointed out to the fiance that one barbie had "big boobies" and the boy doll had "boy boobies".

Help me Baby Jesus, save me from the Naked Barbie Brigade!

(although, anything that keeps her quiet and occupied can't be THAT bad, can it?!)