Hi Mommy, here's your ass.

Yes, my two-year-old has handed me my ass. I'm so frustrated! Remember when I bought my last box of diapers? Yeah, not so much. Just bought another box this weekend, damnit! She'll be three next month - grrrr!!! You'd think by my third kid I'd have this in hand. Apparently not.

But, to make everything all better, my friend Hilda over at The Dip Files left me an awesome gift - check it out:

And now it's Present time!!!

Because I'm a good little devil, today I've got a present for my friend Patti @ Sleepless in New Orleans. However, feel free to 'take' this present for yourself in any way you want ;) Ladies, please do not faint. I put in a lot of self control to be able to post this without fainting myself.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2i0ewic.jpg

You won't regret it. hehe I saved it on my laptop and it plays slower so I can appreciate everything better :)

Patti, I hope you enjoyed it! As weird as it sounds, I thought of you when I saw this. Not in a nasty way, but in a 'oh! I have to show her!' kind of way. But please remember that Eric AND his real self Alex is mine. *pulls fangs out*

After I picked myself up off the floor and cleaned up the drool, I knew I had to give Hilda a shout-out:
Thanks Hilda - You Rock!!!!