Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Can't get my thoughts together...

So, I thought I'd share with you what I ate for breakfast this morning - pavement. Yup, that's right, I was crossing the street towards my office and fell. Didn't slip, didn't trip, just fell. On my face. Right in front of One Shell Square. Totally embarrassed. Just a scratch to my chin, my lip is a bit puffy - but only on one side, God forbid I'd at least get a whole "beestung" lip out of it. But I feel bad (ah,yes, the guilt) because some man tried to help me up and, as I recall (it's kind of sketchy) I waved him away so I could pull myself up using the light post. I don't think I thanked him. So now I feel bad that he offered help and I didn't thank him. That's the kind of thing that could be the catalyst to terrorist activity - you know, pay it forward (in reverse?) kind of stuff - he's miffed I didn't say thanks, so he's rude to someone else, who's rude to someone else....you could end up with total anarchy and the downfall of modern society.

In other news, next week marks my 2nd anniversary with the firm. Wow, it doesn't seem like I've been there that long; it still feels like my "new" job. And, I'm still loving it.

Took Ian today for his orthodontic consultation and he is getting braces on May 12. They wanted to do it May 11 but I told them that's my birthday (*cough*BarnesandNoblegiftcard*cough*) and I'm taking a "me" day off of work and didn't want to spend it at the orthodontist's office.

Just as an FYI, my favorite curse word is "mother f*cker". Why was I thinking about this? I don't know, but I was. If you stop and think about it, it's really a huge insult. Unless your mom is hot....wait, no, even then it's still an insult. I don't know, as far as curse words go, it's a good one.

4 comments:

Stalker v1.5 said...

Only a good catholic would think one, small indiscretion would cause the downfall of society. Good job Chia M/D!! Haha

My favorite curse word in J-effing-C. I would write it out but I think that would secure us being written out of the will.

Sorry Ian but at least your grill is gonna be TIGHT! (pun intended)

pops said...

"curse words" as a "favorites" category? ("I'll take "favorite curse words for 500, Alex")

Do we actually curse so much that we need a "favorite"?

And "as curse words go" are there really bad ones (vs. good ones)?
(host of Family Feud says,"Really bad curse words... top five answers on the board... you said "jeepers"... survey says... ")

Stalker v1.5 said...

Show me jeepers?

XXX

Haha!

Patti said...

Jeepers? haha - Mom, the Beav said "Jeepers" haha!