Do Prostitutes have a Patron Saint?*

*Ah, the questions children ask when you least expect them!!

Actually, I did try to google that and didn't find an answer. I thought it would be Mary Magdelene but really I think she got a bum rap with that whole "whore" thing. That was probably the Uptight Man Club of the early Church. I would guess she really wasn't a prostitute. (When I was little I used to get "prostitute" and "protestant" confused -heh heh) They were probably just threatened by a strong woman in those times.

I'm getting more excited and more confident about my new job. There is one problem, though. I noticed at my interview that there is one bathroom on the floor and it has stalls. Not a problem if I have to pee, but....I think you see where I'm going with this. Lots of people have a shy bladder, I have a shy bootay. I just can't go in that kind of situation. I'm either going to have to find a secret bathroom, change my eating habits, or be very uncomfortable. Not sure I like any of those options. We'll see, I guess. (why do I feel like I should be eating dinner right now? oh, because this is typical Herrick dinner conversation!)

Update: Due to some recent e-mails from administration to my co-worker regarding my leaving, I am more glad than ever to go. This place is so full of shit I'm surpised the walls aren't brown. I was going to try to help and ease the transition, but the e-mail I read (to someone else about me) makes me want to say "Fuck you very much, goodbye and suck me!"

Important dates for family: May 14 - Ian Graduation (evening) , May 16 - BB Graduation (daytime), May 28 Dance Recital, oh, almost forgot the most important date: May 11!! If any of my brothers don't know why that date is important I'm coming over to kick you in the balls. (Not that I was a day late for Kenny's or anything - I remembered, I just forgot to call! My bad!)