Double-Oh What the Hell?

I think the Sheriff had a spy cam secretly implanted into my brain, or maybe has my phones tapped? Every time there's something out of the ordinary going on he sends J out of town. First day of camp for Ian and BB? Out of Town. Babysitter taking a mini-vacation? Out of Town. Mom and Dad off for Federal Holiday? Out of Town. School orientation, both kids? Out of Town. Jury Duty? Out of Town (luckily I didn't have to go). Sick kids? Out of Town. And lastly, Mom and Dad out of town so they can't take Ian to school? Out of Town.

Now, I know it isn't J's fault. Unless he's got another family. Then, it might be his fault. I don't know, though. With technology being what it is today, I think the Sheriff knows my personal schedule and likes J so much he's trying to do him a favor. Cut it out, Sheriff!!!

How is it Monday already?

Holy smokes, what a weekend!!! I guess I'll just jump right in and talk about the birthday party. It was great!!! 8 girls plus BB came, so that was a pretty good showing. They had a blast - they were so cute! Several of them mentioned during the party that they were having a good time and they were full of smiles (and little girl screams of delight - oh my God my ears!) The only low spot was musical chairs, there were a few tears from the losers (incuding BB) and the same girl won twice, so she very graciously gave BB her 2nd bag. At the end of the party BB handed out the goody bags and the girls all dove into them and oooh'd and aaah'd over them, so I think they were a hit too. Let me extend a hearty "Thank you!" to Mom and SIL(E) for their help in corralling those girls and making sure everything ran smoothly.

Of course, in my worry about getting everything ready for the party, I forgot to order cupcakes for school. So I'm calling everywhere this morning but they all need 24 hour notice so no one can make cupcakes for her to bring tomorrow. Luckily, the grocery near Chiamom's work has some already made they are going to hold for her to pick up today. Whew!

In other, non-birthday news, poor Ian has whatever bug BB had last week. Poor baby - he looks so pathetic and you can tell he really doesn't feel well.

The babysitter called last night, one of the kids has lice...ugh! We figure she got it at the Children's museum - 7 days ago - so we checked our kids and they look fine, but I'm a bit nervous as we have another birthday party there on Sunday. Hairspray and gel for everyone before we go!!!!

J, although I didn't see you much this weekend, the time we spent together was nice, wandering around Target Sunday evening and hanging around the house afterwards. Thank you.

DeaconDad - I'm sorry I missed your homily this weekend. I really enjoy hearing you preach and I feel like I let you down by not being there. I am looking forward to reading it on Altar Egeaux.

Update

An update to my post about money. After several e-mails, I finally heard back from Sprint. They agreed that I met all the requirements and they will be sending me a check within the next 15 days! So, now all that leaves is the dentist. Although, we think the postman delivered our mail to the empty house next door again today. So, if the check was in that batch we won't see it for a while, as the mail slot empties directly into the house. But, that's 3 out of 4 so far. And don't think I won't write the dentist another letter, because, Damnit, that's what I do!

Oh, I had another RSVP today for BB's party, so I know for sure 4 girls will be there. I'm feeling much better about that as well.

And....I'm at 10 lbs lost!! Yay!!! I don't feel any difference yet but I know that as I keep losing I will.

Peace out Cub Scouts!!!! (I believe I just stole that from SIL(E), sorry!) And, have, you, noticed, how, many, commas, I've, used, in, this, post? Yeah, me, too.

Freight Train

All I can say is, what a week. And not in a good way.

Work has been crazy busy (which actually is good). And, I have been able to work from home a bit, which is also good, because:

Molly has had a horrific diaper (yeast) rash. The OTC stuff didn’t work, so we switched to prescription cream. Still not working, so off we went to the doctor’s office and he prescribes a different cream. This stuff is $250 a tube!!! Luckily we have insurance and got it at the bargain price of $90. (Can you see the sarcasm dripping from my mouth? Yes? Good. I actually had two co-workers say “$90? Can’t you just use Boudreaux’s? Please, don’t you think I tried that FIRST?!?!) Well, guess what? The new stuff is not working either. She is in so much pain she screams at diaper changes. She’s sleeping without diaper or pants (don’t even get me started on laundry) and still it’s not going away.

While Molly’s issues are going on, BB has had a stomach virus. Of course, the first time school called and said she had a stomach ache, I told them her sister had an appt and she wanted to come, so have her stay at school please. Then she threw up on her desk. Great, should I hold my breath until I get my Mom of the Year Award? Didn’t think so. Poor Chiamom was babysitting the girls after school so that I could go back to work in the evening after Molly’s doctor visit and BB got sick all over the bathroom floor! (Thanks mom for your help – all I can say is that your reward in heaven will be great!) Later she got sick in the other bathroom as well.

Oh, did I forget to mention J has been out of town for all of this? Yeah, he’s been in Tampa since Saturday. So, his homecoming Wednesday night was a naked baby in a bed full of urine, a daughter puking her guts out, and a wife on the floor in the bathroom cleaning up the puke with bleach. Welcome home dear!

A very dear friend of ours is having some serious legal issues. I want to be able to help and am very frustrated that I can’t. J has been able to help some, but because he’s been out of town so it’s been difficult for him to do any more. But, this person is on my mind and in my prayers.

BB’s Spa birthday party is this weekend. I’m still a little concerned about guests not showing up, especially now that I know there’s a stomach virus going around. Tomorrow we are supposed to go shopping for the snacks to serve at the party. Should be fun. And then her birthday is Tuesday (With cake and ice cream at 7. Consider this your official reminder.)

More Sevens

7 Things That Make Me Smile (in no particular order, blah, blah, blah):

1. Seeing my kids smile.

2. Rollercoasters

3. Tulips

4. Shopping (for fun, not groceries)

5. Date Night with my Hunny.

6. Mild weather and all the windows in the house open.

7. Seeing old photos of friends and family.

Updates

Here's an update from the last few posts:

1. Got my money back from Walmart and the Pediatrician's office sent a letter and we are clear!!! (two down, two to go!!)

2. Got an affirmative RSVP for BB's party - yay!!! (one down, 13 to go!)

3. I have the most awesome husband - I came home to a cooked meal and 50 tulips last night!! What a sweetheart! Love you baby!!!

So, all in all it was a good day.

Cover your eyes and shut your ears...

Here's a quote from Eve Ensler, creator of the Vagina Monologues...

"New Orleans is the vagina of America - It's moist, it's a wetland, it's a place where people come for fun. And when things go south, forget about it.”

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

(original context here if you're interested)

Happy V Day

Happy V Day to you!!! Here's to you guys kissing your girl's butts!! Better do it right fellas! ('Cause you know the V doesn't stand for Valentine!!!)

Well, apparently I'm feeling a bit saucy today! Possibly because I've lost 5 lbs? Could be. Yay for me!!! Hopefully now I'll be able to stick with it.

Yesterday I was walking to the office from my car around lunchtime, and there was a pick-up truck outside the building. They were passing out NBA "no-flat" basketballs. The NBA All-Star game is here this weekend, so I guess it was some sort of PR campaign (they were filming) and I got a b-ball for Ian! I'm never in the right place at the right time, so this was pretty cool! AND, he went out and played with it for a while last night, which makes me even happier. I think he actually liked his gift!

The one low point is that I'm getting nervous about BB's party. Monday night I was really upset, but I have realized that I can't do anything about it and hopefully things will work out for the best. The little girl next door can't come and one other girl at school told her she can't come (the reason was kind of questionable), and no one else has called. So of course I'm having these horrible visions of no one showing up. It's hard because I don't know any of the parents at the new school so I don't really have anyone to ask about it. They seem kind of "clique-y", so I'm nervous about the whole thing. Every kid deserves a birthday, no matter if you hate the parents or the kid is annoying. Come on, people, I'm suffering through the Children's Museum 3 times in two weeks and how many trips to Skate Country have I made since New Years? Please. But, as I said, there's really nothing I can do about it and I know I'm a worrier so I'm trying not to.

J is going out of town again next week. I think I'm gonna have to send a letter to his boss. Or send the kids with him! Hmmm...that has potential.

The kids have been full of funny stuff, none of which I've written down, so I'm sorry you will not be entertained by the comedy stylings of my offspring. Maybe next time.

Love Ya!!!

Money Talks

I'm tired. Tired of fighting for what's mine (or, really, my family's). It seems lately that everyone wants my money. Currently, I am in a dispute with:
1. The Pediatrician
2. The Dentist
3. Sprint
4. Walmart

Okay, the Walmart thing I cleared up today. In my favor. With no problems. And I'm glad, because that was kinda the straw that broke my back. We went shopping yesterday, and it wasn't until late last night that I realized they double-charged me for a $10 item, and the "screener" marked both charges as if they were both in my cart - so I knew there would be trouble. But I wanted my money back. And I just didn't want to deal with it anymore, but I (and Jerrod) worked hard for that money and it's ours, not Walmart's. So I went in with steely resolve and they gave it back.

BUT....the others are not so easy. The pediatrician keeps billing the wrong insurance and when they don't pay the pediatrician then tries to bill me. I've sent them 3 letters (with spreadsheets and attachments) and they still keep screwing it up. It's been going on for months and I'm gonna be pissed if they try to send it to collections. So last week I wrote a letter to the pediatrician (with spreadsheet and attachments) and sent a copy to the hospital administration and both insurance companies. Maybe this time they'll get it right.

Hopefully the dentist will not be an issue either. Basically they ask for payment at the time of service and bill your insurance. Which is fine, except that they also got the insurance payments. So they owe us $100. The problem is that last time we had a credit they wouldn't give it back, they kept it as a credit. Except that we don't need any more dental work and our check-ups are free. I want my money, not a credit.

And lastly, Sprint. I bought Ian a phone for Christmas. It had a $50 mail-in rebate. I sent in the rebate. They denied it saying it hadn't been active for 30 days, except that as of the date they received it it had been active for 39 days. So now I'm disputing that too. I want my money.

See? These should all be no-brainers. I'm tired of fighting. But if I give up, they win and keep my money. I work to hard for this bullshit.

Heavenly 7s

Seven Things I'd Like To Do Before I Die:
(in no particular order)

1. Visit Ireland (and kiss the Blarney stone)
2. Learn to play piano well
3. Fill my passport
4. Swim with dolphins
5. Learn to speak Spanish fluently
6. Visit the Pyramid of the Sun (and as long as I'm in the vicinity, Chichen Itza)
7. Go on a "real" train ride, i.e. with sleeping car, dining car, etc.

and one to grow on:
8. Travel cross country stopping whenever the mood hits to stop and look at whatever.

There are many more things I'd like to do, but for now this is my top 7 (8).